Work Won’t Love You Back, and We’ve Got to Start Acting Like It

Or, I wanted to work for Monsanto (and so should you)

I think my sister was the first to point out that I, when compared to a cliche twentysomething woman, have my career and my romantic life switched around. See, even BuzzFeed thinks you can reduce dating in your twenties to a listicle (in this case, they describe 11…